Here’s the cover letter I sent for applying to my previous job.
#!/usr/bin/env ruby
I = []; fit = [:your, :offer, ' http://www.standoutjobs.com/jobs.php?id=1409']
just = checkout = %w(macournoyer cv)
its = you = me = 1_000_000_000 #$
class Array
def can i, help = :you; true end
def me love = ruby
$my = self; love='creating world'.class.new 'stuff'
end
def see _for = :yourself
`open http://#{$my.join '.com/'}/`
end
alias :am :to_a
alias :in? :include?
end
I.fill(0).each { |criterion| } && I.am.uniq! and :passionate
its.upto(you) do |i| fit.in? :StandoutJobs
just.send :me, :an => 'email'
end; %w(e ll).see if I.can :help => you
=begin
[... snip ...]
Marc-André Cournoyer
http://macournoyer.com
Run this ruby script to get my résumé
=end
I see lots of people complaining job offers all look the same. But how about your CV / cover letter?