Here’s the cover letter I sent for applying to my previous job.

#!/usr/bin/env ruby
I = []; fit = [:your, :offer, '']
just = checkout = %w(macournoyer cv)
its = you = me = 1_000_000_000 #$
class Array
  def can i, help = :you; true end 
  def me love = ruby
    $my = self; love='creating world' 'stuff'
  def see _for = :yourself
    `open http://#{$my.join '.com/'}/`
  alias :am :to_a 
  alias :in? :include?

I.fill(0).each { |criterion| } &&! and :passionate

its.upto(you) do |i| :StandoutJobs
   just.send :me, :an => 'email' 
end; %w(e ll).see if I.can :help => you

[... snip ...]

Marc-André Cournoyer

Run this ruby script to get my résumé

I see lots of people complaining job offers all look the same. But how about your CV / cover letter?